Last actualized on 04/29/98

 

Illegal Disclamer

Illegal Disclamer

Illegal Disclamer

  1. I never sticked my fingers in my ears, nose, or any other hole god gave me.

     

  2. I never made love to my gym teacher, to my dog, cat or horse without condom (a brand-new one ouf course).

     

  3. I never slept with my socks on, or any other object I wasn't married with.

     

  4. I never shaked my sheets after farting, or tried to light my farts (even worst).

     

  5. I never drove drunk, asleep, or the "Hugh Grant style".

     

  6. I never thought Leo could not survive the frozen water, get married and have plenty of children with Miss Celulitis.

     

  7. I am definitely NOT funny (as a result of answering NO to the precedent questions).

     

  8. AS A RESULT, I MIGHT:

ENTER or EXCITE

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